Well what am I doing to survive:

• Teaching the freshman/freshwoman computers at different locations
• Programming all they want in:
  -- for Windows 3.x and Windows 95
  • Visual C [SDK]
  • Visual Basic [click away]
  -- for the old MS-DOS
  • Assembler [B8 09 00 CD 21]
  • Pascal [I loved it]
  • C [for(;P("\n",R--;P("!"))for((e=C;e--;P("_"+(*u++/8)%2))]
  • HTML [</BODY>]
  • Hot Java [BrainMan extends mankind]
  -- for this damn UNIX
  • FORTRAN [eeerchh] shit used seven letters again
• Driving taxi
• Picking bananas
• Playing the one man Hotline
• Developing Hardware
• Librarian
• Farmer
• Salesman
• Hunting weed
• and last but not least being the son of my Parents (thanx for the money)